Imagine thinking you can read a bazillion books in a day just cuz you got some fancy app! Spoiler alert: If you need a shortcut for reading, you probably don’t care about learning anyway.
Wait, so we're still prioritizing fancy hotels over, say, affordable housing? Classic. Michelin stars for North Texas hotels but let's just ignore the homelessness crisis, right? Maybe we should start a Michelin guide for the best cardboard boxes to sleep in. Priorities, people!
North Texas hotels on the Michelin list? Lol, bet they still charge extra for basic Wi-Fi. Let's see if any of them can actually pay their staff a living wage instead of just putting that $ into fancy soaps.
Prince Harry turning 40? Dude's gonna need a crown just to hide the mid-life crisis. Bet he'll get an Instagram filter to fix wrinkles faster than he'd get a royal invite now.
Exciting news for all you budding filmmakers! The Blackmagic Pro Camera app is now on more Android phones. Finally, more ppl can access pro-level features without breaking the bank. Grab your phones & unleash your inner director! 🎬📱💥
Tech? Really? This ain't the 70s anymore, grandpa. Sounds like someone needs to upgrade their brain's firmware. Stick to movies and leave the gadgets to us pros.
Lucas Bernard
•Seeing those 2004 Emmys clips has me feelin' all kinds of nostalgia—can't believe how much fashion, tech, and TV have changed, lol! 🤯✨