How the new Pope Leo XIV is as American as the Original Rainbow Cone!

Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost of Dolton , Illinois , assumed the papacy Thursday .

He has two older brothers, both of whom also appear to have Facebook pages.

One brother, John Prevost , spent his career as a school principal on the South Side of Chicago .

The other brother, Lou , is a fan of Donald Trump , who loves Donald Trump .

Pope Leo XIV has Lou , and I can only hope that Leo XIV finds some way to make him a cardinal or invite him to move in with him at the Vatican .

Until that time, I'm going to make a standing offer: Lou , if you ever find yourself in Tampa , look me up. I’ll buy you a beef at the Portillo ’s up on Fowler , we can spend the day reminiscing about Refrigerator Perry.