This week we learn that any moron can be shot into space. That’s One Stupid Step for Womenkind

This week we learned that literally any moron can be shot into space.

Katy Perry , Lauren Sanchez and Oprah ’s BFF , Gayle King , were the featured crew on this over-hyped, Space Mountain-esque ride.

While in flight, the “crew” performed a space walk, shot down an asteroid barreling toward an off- Broadway performance of “ The Vagina Monologues ” and conducted a stiletto-heel walk on the moon .