Down with the “positive male role model”

Sir Gareth Southgate has no balm for the boiling shame of your porn consumption.

When a large man forcing you off the pavement leaves you livid with impotent rage for hours , visualising that you were actually Marcus Rashford vaulting a slide tackle is no good.

Sam Fender's new album, Idris Elba's new documentary and Stormzy 's new McDonald 's meal might constitute a delightful night in, but they are no salve for rage of male youth.

The positive male role model is the shadow under which the manosphere continues to spore.

If you don't like what fungus has bloomed in the dank, ask who was blocking the light.

It will take harder stuff than that, a franker brew. If you really want to talk to young men, it's time for something fresher..