'I’m sure every girl or gay boy was in love with him. I’m sure every girl or gay boy was in love with him.' — Kristin Ohlson

Kristin Ohlson first saw Frank when she was twelve , a jittery small-town California girl starting her first week at a public school.

She experienced her first sexual swoon, my brain lighting up with the astounding and unprecedented words, “I want to kiss him” She never saw Frank again until she found him on Facebook a few months ago .

Kristin Kristin Ohlson is a liberal now in Portland , Oregon .

She says stalking Frank on Facebook allows her to ponder the nuances of someone who's fulminating at the other end of the blue/red spectrum.

He and most of his friends are among the nearly one-third of Americans who think Trump lost because of voter fraud.

Still, she says she would probably like Frank if she knew him in person.