Here's what to give your most chaotic relatives this holiday season

Christmas with your family is an auditory assault, but what we lack in numbers we make up for sociopolitical mutation and strong yellin' lungs.

Each year , each year , we manage to set aside our differences via apolitical gift giving.

What follows is a brief guide to holiday gifting for your most chaotic relatives.

Wintry citrus is my go-to “just because” gift.

Citrus is surprising, delicious, and enough of a luxury item that most won’t buy it for themselves.

It’s less inflammatory than, say, a pear.