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I Want to Invite Our Neighbor to Have Sex With Us. I Have One Problem.

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Summary
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52% Informative

You can extend the formal invite in multiple ways, including inviting your neighbor over to hang out.

Don’t let your endowment affect your behavior, but you can carry yourself like hung dick does.

If you’re keeping things in the sex market via hook-up apps, sex parties, bathhouses, etc. You could take advantage of no-loads-refused gang bangs.

Anorgasmia can be the sign of a greater issue.

You should make sure everything is in working order before proceeding.

It might be worth working through (by yourself, and//a counselor) the issues you would have with your husband being with another woman.

There are a lot of different ways to conduct a non-monogamous relationship.

If the principle of your husband sleeping with other people is so vexing here, try to operate beyond principle and focus on the practical.

You may very well be asexual, and in that case, efforts to “improve” your relationship to sex would likely not be worth the time.

If you can enjoy sex, it’s about focusing on that.

VR Score

42

Informative language

32

Neutral language

55

Article tone

informal

Language

English

Language complexity

31

Offensive language

offensive

Hate speech

not hateful

Attention-grabbing headline

not detected

Known propaganda techniques

not detected

Time-value

long-living

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