American Thinker
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What would extraterrestrial beings think of us if they had a 'glass bottomed boat' and were able to observe us in our natural habitat? They have been watching the United States as we have moved from the freezing cold of the Ice Age 2.6 million years ago up to our cave-dwelling days starting about 11,000 years ago on up to the present day.
The ETs have seen human beings kill one another, often in large numbers, steadily develop ever more sophisticated weapons of war to do it more speedily and efficiently, and in some cases, use them.
The aliens have been trying to get in touch with our Founding Fathers through time-travel wormholes.
Perhaps they are overcome with sadness at what their beloved United States of America has become.
The aliens keep watching and hoping that someday we will come to our senses and leave a few of our Earth's wonderful travel spots, unspoiled, and ready for a visit.
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