The American Spectator
•40% Informative
Itxu Díaz: Apple Vision Pro users look like something from a horror movie, a technological utopia, or a vision of hell.
The tech gurus have decided that even though we stare at our cellphone screens all day long, we still pay too much attention to ourselves, so they have invented this gadget to get rid of the rest of the universe.
The absent, permanently connected to ever-more-absorbing devices, will have everything just a click away (sorry, with AVPs I think it’s a wink; I don’t even want to think about the number of accidental emails I might send before breakfast when spring allergies bring on the morning sne.
This invasion of spectacles scares the hell out of me. It seems to me like the prelude to the end of the world. It should be banned! It’s aesthetic terrorism! The end of civilization! I’m ashamed to be human! By the way, can anyone lend me their Apple Vision Pros to watch the game on Saturday ?.
VR Score
25
Informative language
14
Neutral language
32
Article tone
informal
Language
English
Language complexity
37
Offensive language
offensive
Hate speech
possibly hateful
Attention-grabbing headline
not detected
Known propaganda techniques
detected
Time-value
short-lived
External references
3
Source diversity
3
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