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‘I can’t fit the turkey in the Aga’: The timeline of an upper-class Christmas

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42% Informative

You light the Christmas pudding and carry it through to the dining room.

Not one person wants any. Kitchen looks like a war zone again, and Lenka isn’t coming in until the new year because she’s gone home to Warsaw for Christmas .

Thank heavens for two dishwashers. The other Labrador must have helped himself to several Quality Streets .

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22

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10

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10

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informal

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English

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17

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possibly offensive

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not hateful

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short-lived

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